				

			       Captain Moo



                 Copywrong 1998 Flaming Snot Corporation


Captain Moo is a text-based game in which you play an insane guy that tries 
to kill a clown. Obviously you can see the plot sucks, and so does the 
beginning of the game! Once you see how incredibly stupid the game starts off,
you might just be tempted to quit the game and delete it from your calculator.
However, if you do, you'll miss out on what will come to be an awesome game
series. That's right, the first installment to the series isn't that good,
but if you just give Captain Moo a chance, you'll find out it's pretty cool. 
After playing the first one, you might agree that the bouquet leaves 
something to be desired. Well, that's what Captain Moo 2 is for! Just try it.
You'll like it, but if you're still not satisfied, give Captain Moo 3 a whirl
What I'm trying to say is, don't let the first game set your opinion on the 
entire series. Alright? Enjoy!!!	


						  <EniGmA> Lord of Cheese

